PGAD

This could be the sexual fetishist’s dream – but apparently it’s a disorder. I suppose if I had to choose a disorder (not that being anxious and neurotic don’t already count) PGAD would certainly rank among my top 3. So, Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder it is! Imagine being continually aroused with no other form of relief available except orgasm. Some 300 of these events per diem is almost unfathomable! I’d love to get off just by sitting in my car, or leaning against the photocopier making copies, or brushing my teeth (god I’d never have to go to the dentist again!)  Blood flow to the genitals has been charted during “episodes” and comparative graphs show drastic and amazing volumes of pounding blood flowing to directly to the clit – without any sexual stimulation whatsoever! These ladies aren’t disordered, they’re sexual SUPERHEROES! Thus far, this type of “heroic” behaviour has only been documented in women.  They must have figured that men are all naturally disordered where genital arousal is concerned: it’s just business as usual to deal with those pesky, unannounced boners while falling asleep, waking up, driving, eating, breathing….

Unfortunately, these women can’t just tuck it into their waistbands and hope no one will notice but perhaps they could advise on how to get away with public onanism – I’d love to know!